Social jokes
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Took A Selfie With The Homies!
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
Like this if you are in foster care.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!