Social jokes
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If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
I'm autistic.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
I'm deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who I met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess I didn't see the signs at the time.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?