9/11 also known as the day football stoped
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
why cant Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one to
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
why can't chinese people play football? they will eat the bat
Messi shiquito...
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form; Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
VVD better than Sergio Ramos
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
Why’ve was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
