I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Listen up, lil' buddy! The joke is about a dude getting suspended from Twitter for saying bad words. He then makes a joke that Pristiano Penaldo (that's Cristiano Ronaldo but misspelled) took the blame (or "penalty") for him but messed it up (missed the goal), so the dude is still in trouble and using an alternate account. Get it? It's kinda like blaming your imaginary friend for eating the cookies, but your mom still knows it was you, ya goof!
