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Tax

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Look

The image shows a black and white close up of a man with long dreadlocks and a stern look on his face. The text above the image says, "how P.E. teachers look at you after you wanna play soccer instead of polish mustard tag".

Ronaldo

Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

A dynamic image of Ronaldo in a soccer uniform, duplicated and set against a background of rain and lightning. He's shown in two poses, one with his fist raised triumphantly, the other kicking with a determined expression.

Card

A screenshot of a soccer player card in a video game. The card is for a player named Yofone Linging, with the text above the card saying "Yo Fone Linging" and below the card the text "Already Owned."

Penalty

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

Cristiano Ronaldo

real

A photoshopped image featuring a smiling Cristiano Ronaldo. He is wearing a dark shirt and has ammunition belts draped over his shoulders and chest. He is holding a large automatic rifle with a bipod. Behind him is a green flag with a white circular emblem that includes a map-like shape, a rifle, and Arabic calligraphy. The Arabic text on the flag says "وَلَكِنَّ اللَّهَ قَتَلَهُمْ وَمَا رَمَيْتَ إِذْ رَمَيْتَ" (And it was not you who killed them, but Allah killed them. And you threw not, when you threw, but Allah threw) and vertically on the right side "كتائب الشهيد" (Martyr Brigades).

Pee

The image shows a meme with text above a photo of soccer player Mbappe yelling. Text: "Mfs at school getting ready to pee on the floor." Below Mbappe is the text "@zendy.bo." At the top of the image are flags and the score, "ARG 2-2 FRA."

Goal

A man in a light-colored shirt is banging on a large drum in a stadium. The text on the image says "BANG BANG CAM ON INGERLAND BANG BANG SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS BANG BANG".

Group

The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.

Goat

A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.

Player

A photo shows the soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo running with a soccer ball. An arrow points to his knee socks, next to which is a picture of black thigh-high socks with white stripes.

IShowSpeed

A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".

Player

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A photo of soccer player Messi wearing a blue and red jersey looking to the side. The word "Messi" is on the jersey.