Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Wheelchair Soccer
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You know Rocket League, right? It's a video game where cars play soccer. Now, picture that, but instead of cars, it's people in wheelchairs. Get it? It's like the real-life version of the game, but with people who probably have better things to do than listen to your jokes, which ain't sayin' much.