Soccer Jokes

i have no puns because i dont play soccer.

VVD better than Sergio Ramos

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

What is the Mexicans favorite sports?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form; Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.

Messi shiquito...

And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.

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Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias

Why’ve was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa

what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.