Tournament

Tournament Jokes

Penaldo

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Paper

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Group

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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  • Memes

    Orphan

    Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

    Quote

    Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

    Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

    Ant

    22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

    One ant said to another one, โ€œWe'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!โ€

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  • Wrestling

    I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dadโ€™s belt.

    Jenga

    You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

    Hide-and-seek

    I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

    Stereotype

    Why arenโ€™t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

    Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

    Sport

    When your friends [are] talking about sports:

    Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."๐Ÿฆ

    Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿฑ

    Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ™€

    Nazi

    Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

    Because they're so good at shooting.