Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
Russia vs Ukraine is ultimate csgo match ever!
