Tournament jokes
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded. But it was only on paper view.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...