Skill jokes
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.