Skill jokes

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

KSI driving ability.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.