Skill jokes
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Memes
KSI driving ability.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.