Skill jokes
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
No scope, bitch!
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...