Skill jokes
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
KSI driving ability.
Memes
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.