why is america so bad at playing jenga? because they already lost two towers
Follow me if you know someone smart.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
KSI driving ability.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
