Skill jokes

What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

Follow me if you know someone smart.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!

KSI driving ability.

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.