Skill jokes
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
KSI driving ability.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.