Skill jokes
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
KSI driving ability.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!