Why can't you teach a orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them
Tushar’s fortnite skills
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago and after joining this I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills . Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
