Skill jokes
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Suck all the bread!
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.