Skill jokes

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

My wife still misses me...

But her aim is getting better!

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

Suck all the bread!

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop.

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.