Skill jokes
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.