Skill jokes

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?

"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

My wife still misses me...

But her aim is getting better!

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

Suck all the bread!

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop.

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!