Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
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My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
