Skill jokes

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.

The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.