Skill jokes

Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.