Skill jokes

Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.