Skill

Skill jokes

Rapper

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Job

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Fisherman

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

Friend

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Chess

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

Reason

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Suicide

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

Crash

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

Dog

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.