Skill jokes

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

What do you call a pig that does Karate?

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.