If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is saying even though Stephen Hawking was, you know, physically limited, he'd be a star dribbler in FIFA. Get it? Because he couldn't dribble at all! And since you are reading my explanation, you probably share a similar level of intelligence as the author!