Skill jokes

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

They said I couldn't drive.

Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

True story.

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

Alec is bad at League?

Jokes, Jarid is, haha!

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.

What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?