Skill jokes
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
You signed up for football, but you're no good.