Skill jokes
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
my dad is good
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What are clowns good at?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!