"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...
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My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
