Skill jokes
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
bro what?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.