Skill jokes
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.