I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
KSI driving ability.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
