Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Skill Jokes
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Suck all the bread!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
