Skill jokes
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.