The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
