Similarity jokes
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.