Similarity jokes
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.