Similarity jokes
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.