Similarity jokes
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.