Parallel jokes
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Goku solos.
Parton (DYM 80).
Later (DYM 125)
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more