Parallel jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more