Parallel

Parallel jokes

Shame

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Spider-Man

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Memes

Math

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Parkinson

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Memes

Community

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more