Resemblance jokes

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

Your head looks like a joke.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

Doc: Can I help you?

Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

Doc: When did it begin?

Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?

Kids can take both.

Charlotte looks like a sperm.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.

UU looks like boobies, hehe.

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.