What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
