Similarity jokes
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)