why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
what zodiac sign has no hair cancer
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is
You respond: cancer
Doctor says: well what a coincidence!
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
I got a call from MacDonald's they want there sign back.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Doctor ask his patient "what is your zodiac sign?". Patient replies cancer, Doctor says what a coincidence.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
Paddys beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 yrs they have been married . The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex and a cool breeze may help . Being a bit of a cheapo , he decides not to buy a fan , but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act . After half an hour, still no sign of success so his mate suggests swapping places . ' I'll have a try Paddy , you waft the towel ' Paddy agrees , and after two or three minutes Paddys wife has a moment of sexual pleasure screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years . Paddy taps his mate Mick on teh shoulder and says 'And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel' !
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed? A) Cancer.
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said "pick a star sign, any star sign" so I said "Capricorn " and he said "nah you got cancer".
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Three kids one day found a magicle slide.There was a sign next to it that said,"Slide down and your wish will come true."The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river.He landed in a chocolate river.When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money.He landed in a pile of money.Finally,the 3rd kid slid down,and he said,"WEEEE!!!!!!"
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Sign in sheet!
I was walking home then I saw a wait sign a man came and took me I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson