why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
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DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
Sign outside a hair salon: We'll color your hair or dye trying.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
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hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
what zodiac sign has no hair cancer
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is
You respond: cancer
Doctor says: well what a coincidence!
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
