Sign Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.

Funny Test Answers #6

Pro Fest-Answer these questions as accurately as possible.
1. in which battle did Napoleon Die? His last one
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
on the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi, flows is which state?
Liquid State
4. What is the main reason for Divorce?
MARRIAGE
S. What is the main reason for Exams?
FAILURE
6. What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other HALF
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Simply, Awet stone
9. How can a Man go 8 days without sleeping?
EASY, sleep at night.
A+ for Creativity
Mis Ta
Jun
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
you can never lift on elephant that has I HAND
11.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples
in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY Large HANDS
12.if it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was
already built
13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you
very
want, because a concrete floor
hard to crack.

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)

-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.

"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner

part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you

Our Deaf Friend

F**k Zodiac Signs, what colour bed do you mostly use?

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.

Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?

A-Reading road signs

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?

I read a sign what it meant to say is you matter don't give up what I read was you don't matter give up

Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed

your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, "(sign language)"

Why cant the orphan go on a feild trip because he cant sign the parents signature

A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign