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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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    Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

    Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

    Orphan

    An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

    Flag

    Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

    Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

    Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

    Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

    Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

    Autism

    Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

    Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

    Flag

    What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

    I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

    Flag

    What's the best thing about Switzerland?

    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

    Flag

    What's the best thing about Switzerland?

    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

    Lottery Ticket

    I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

    Science

    Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

    Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

    Flag

    Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

    Undertale

    Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

    Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

    Flag

    What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

    Gold

    Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"