Symbol jokes
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"