Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said "pick a star sign, any star sign" so I said "Capricorn " and he said "nah you got cancer".
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
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I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
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been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
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I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in
Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?
Patient: cancer why?
Doctor: what are the chances
Patient: of what?
