Shot Jokes

Why is black mystery not an airhead flavor? Because we already know what happened to them *shot fires*

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Doctor:I’m so srry sir but u only have a couple months left The sir:my children will be devastated Doctor:but I have a shot that can change that The sir:wat ever it takes Suppressed gunshots

I was walking to the park and a mystery killed came and shot me 😥😥😥

I bought a new shot gun the other day want to know what I called it? Kurt Cobain's microphone.

More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha

They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

hey gwen... I had a freind named gwen in preschool. The preschool was cascade christian and in washington (wich is close to oragan, I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot but I think you might be the same gwen. if not, ok.

What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

I Need to go to the hospital cause im getting shot by a PUN

The priest wantes the little boy to touch his cross the boy said its hard then it shot out holy water and the priest said come again and taste the second cumming of jesus lmao

what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!

Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!

i was playing fortnite with a kid then i heard there emo sister in the background and it sounded like they were playing fortnite to with the pistol shot and all