Shot Jokes

I Need to go to the hospital cause im getting shot by a PUN

How did steven hawking die? His wife needed a shot of a charger and plugged him out.

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He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Why did the boy shoot the clock

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My life is meaningless that i made a crime just to get shot 0-0 This is not a joke this is just about death...

I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.

I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!

do you i can shot a basketball ? i make i dip like water

Over summer I shot up my school and left a note saying. "I could have done this anytime".

Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!

i was playing fortnite with a kid then i heard there emo sister in the background and it sounded like they were playing fortnite to with the pistol shot and all

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Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?

Once there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard then the man came back to my house and floped his penis every were and peeing at the same time and it went all over my face so the next day he came back and I got my Beebe gun and shot a medal beebee in to his peepee. this didn't actually happen

Did you hear about the bank robber?

Turns out he got shot by the police

And he wound up in prison

-All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. -Giggling like a room full of fat kids. -Drinking 8 cups if water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.