Shot Jokes

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end

STEVEN LANDED AT TILTED AND GOT 199 PUMPED HES 1 SHOT

Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

this kid lost Kahoot so he shot up the scew

what do u call a cow that has been shot

holy cow

I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.

Your forehead is so deep no even curry can shot from that deep

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.

The doctor said ur all right now.

When hitler killed himself he shot himself twice, the first one was operation Barbarossa and the second one was his death

how many times was osama bin laden shot

911 times

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot OsamaBin Laden between the eyes? go to HELLakbar

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

why did sally fall off the swing?..........because she got shot .............dumb bitch

Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."