My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: 🙁 Friend:🤣
Yo Mama So Short That When She plays mini golf its just called golf
Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
This. This, is my class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o
boy; wanna hear about my dick? never mind it's too short. girl; wanna hear about my pussy? fuck no you won't get it.
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
If you drop something make your short friend get it
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.
I wish I could tell you about my penis but its to short
Lung story short... ahqhahahah
This joke is short... like your dick!