Shorts jokes

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.

It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."

The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"

The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"

The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.

Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.

Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

What do you call a short student?

A Ravin.

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.

"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."

Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.

The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.

The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.