My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
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How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Your so short that I had to ask god why he made you short ass toothpick legs
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by
The short kid came earlier than i thought , Guess he came with such short notice
