Shorts jokes

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Like if you're short.

What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?

He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Friend: Knock, knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Short.

Me: Short who?

Friend: Short you!

Me: 🙁

Friend: 🤣

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

What do you call angry midgets?

Short-tempered.

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.