POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldnโt find any.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Whoโs there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: ๐ Friend:๐คฃ
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Life is like a penis. It is short
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, itโs like dancing with a golf tee.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Youโre so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
what do you call my friends... SHORT
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
