pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CqAv9JIw_z8
what do you call my friends... SHORT
Life is like a penis. It is short
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
You so short Aiden looked tall
this is a short joke! this short joke is long. nice joke Mr. Steve
My sister so short she can't walk
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
