What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Like if you're short.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
