Shorts jokes
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Like if you're short.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
My sister is so short she can't walk.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.