Short jokes
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
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