Short jokes
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.