Short jokes
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...