Short jokes
No pine, no gain!
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
My sad ass life.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why couldnât the kid play baseball? Because he couldnât find home.
Whatâs got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."