Short jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.