Short jokes
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Women’s rights.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Happy new year! 🥳
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.