Short jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Owo
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.