When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Short Jokes
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
I'm sorry m8.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
