Short jokes
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
RIP Harambe.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)