Short jokes
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.