Short jokes
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
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I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
When is a cold not a cold?
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Uranus is blue.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.