Short jokes

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Hi Trent!

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"