Short jokes
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.