Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, chucklehead! You're probably as clueless as a screen door on a submarine, so let me break it down for you. "Home run" in baseball means hitting the ball so well you run all the bases and score. But for orphans, "home run" also sounds like they're running to a home, which they don't have! Get it now, genius?
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