Short jokes
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
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Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
I'm sorry m8.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Let's have toast in the bath.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.