Short jokes
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.