Short jokes
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Asshole.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
The joke is me.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.