Short jokes
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
That one depressed friend.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.