Short jokes
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
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Spread the cat gun.
That one depressed friend.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...