Short jokes
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
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What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Doom is eternal.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.