What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
Your mom is SOO stupid she was studying for a COVID test
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
if satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What did the titanic?
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
if the moon landing was fake so is your house
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
the f in orphan stands for family except there is no f
