Short jokes

Short jokes

Anorexic

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

Condom

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

PC

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

Sister

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Entertainment

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

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Orphan

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Funeral

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

Shooter

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

Banana

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

Reason

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Pterodactyl

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.