Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Short Jokes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
I'm stumped.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Hey ummm help!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
