Short jokes

Short jokes

iPhone

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Finger

Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Friend

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Funeral

When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣

Earth

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Twin Towers

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Orphan

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

Sugar

Pass me the sugar, Sugar!

Pass me the honey, Honey!

Pass me the teabag!

Orphan

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Swimming

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.