Short jokes
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.