Short jokes
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Hey daddy *winky face*
Kevin Woody (look him up)
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.