Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Short Jokes
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
