Short jokes
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amyβs Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
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You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.