Short jokes
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The belt broke.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.