Short jokes
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"