Short jokes

Short jokes

Water Bed

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Knife

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

Orphan

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Orphan

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Yo mama

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Vision

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Suicide

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Atm

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

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Poop

What do the initials POOP stand for?

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