Short jokes
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.