Short jokes
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.