Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.