I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.
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Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
taja
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
What dinosaur loves music? The velociRAPtor!
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..