Short jokes
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.