Short jokes
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.