Short jokes
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
I ate Nemo.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.