Short jokes
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.