Short jokes
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"