Short jokes
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Siu！！
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.