Short jokes
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.