Short jokes
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I am your leader.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.