Short jokes
I miss school so much.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"