What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Short Jokes
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
