Short jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Like if you meet someone emo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.