Short jokes
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Afghanistan.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"