Short jokes
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.