Short jokes
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Ooo.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
This account is run by a peadophile.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Why are my students so naughty?
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.