Short jokes
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.