Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
(6x9)+6+9=69
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
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I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why is hangman always done in black ink? To make it more realistic
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
