Short jokes
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.