Short jokes
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
I have a 12-inch destroyer.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.