Short jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.