Short jokes
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fight in the comments.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!