Short jokes

Short jokes

Poor

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

Calorie

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

Landmine

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

Life

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

Asian

Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”

Teaching

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Emo

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Abu

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.