Short jokes
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION