Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Abortion

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

Santa

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Stalker

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Penis

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

Kid

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Song

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Steak

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"

Gender

How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?

There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.

Orphan

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Emo

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.