Short jokes
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
I have it.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Feminists are a joke.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."