Short jokes
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.