Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.