Short jokes
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
My anxiety has anxiety.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!