Short jokes
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Talk to me if you are online.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Lessi
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!