Short jokes
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.