Short jokes
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
I don't know, I don't have one.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.