Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Short Jokes
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
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What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
