Short jokes
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
NONCE
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.