Short jokes
Knight HAHAHAHA!
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.
All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
You suck.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.