Short jokes
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
O Dario tem namorada?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Tyson?
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."