Short jokes
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is. The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.