Short jokes
Chupapi Muñañyo
Man, that's funny!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
You know Sally? She's dead now.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.