Short jokes
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.