Short jokes
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
kiibati orojo?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What's 1 + 1?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.