Short jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.