Short jokes
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In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.