Short jokes
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Heil Kyle!
just yeah bruh and yeah.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What kind of band never plays music?
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.