Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

Christmas

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Life

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

Friend

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

Lightsaber

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Jedi

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Hell

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

Emo

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

Kid

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Roblox

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Artist

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.