Short jokes
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso