Short jokes
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
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A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Clap em sis!
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.