Short jokes
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Fortnite
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.