Short jokes
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Willies.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Hi! I’m going back home.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"