Short jokes
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.