Short jokes
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ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
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We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!