Short jokes
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.