Short jokes
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"