Short jokes
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
You know, my mom told me to become an astronaut.
I told her I don't want to become the next firework.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Ma name is Bendover.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
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Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
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