My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Short Jokes
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
