Short jokes
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Like (DYM 82).
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
The South.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."