Short jokes
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!