Short jokes
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!