Short jokes
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Orange you glad to see me?
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"