Short jokes
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.