Short jokes
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
I love big hot sexy men.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.