Short jokes
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.