Short jokes
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
My dick is longer than your life.
Frère l'été ici!
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Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I shit on your furniture.