Short jokes
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Bomb.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Your fat!