Short jokes
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Hi dude!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.