Short jokes
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
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The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...