Short jokes
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shut the f*ck up.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!