Love Your Enemies

  • Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

    Jesus said to like your enemies.

    Yay, I can like drugs then!

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius. So, Mom says "drugs bad," right? But then this person brings up Jesus, who said "love your enemies." And you, being the smart cookie that you are, you think, "Hey, drugs are my enemies, so I can love 'em!" Get it? It's funny because you are trying to use religion to justify doing drugs. The joke is on you, stupid!

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