Short jokes
Fuck all y'all hoes!
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
Poopy, farty, pee.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Suicide
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.