Short jokes
Dead baby jokes never get old...
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
What do you call a PEIS?
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.