Short jokes
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.