Blonde's Tight Skirt

This is a play on the stereotype of blondes being promiscuous and the tight skirt is meant to imply the opposite. The punchline is a bit silly and assumes that they are not open to sexual encounters.

• Blonde
• Skirt
• Legs
• Gender
• Women
• Fashion

• What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
• What do screen doors and blondes have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
• What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
• What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl? One stops sucking when you smack it.