Short jokes
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Cunt.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.