Short jokes

Short jokes

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Coffee

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

Gun

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

Toddler

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.

DVD

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

Woman

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

Culture

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

Difference

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Kid

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

Cow

Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?

It made sour milk.