Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Short Jokes
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
