Short jokes
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.