Short jokes
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Mole
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.