Short jokes
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
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What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.